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• Marriage? No thanks. I can't mate in captivity.
• I can't mate in captivity. -- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never married.
• I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity.
  . . . [on why he stopped dancing professionally at age 71] -- Fred Astaire...
• Lisa: Sorry Dad, I know you mean well. [kisses him] Home
  Thanks for knowing I mean well. -- "Moaning Lisa...
• I have two computers. Can I breed them?
• No thanks... I don't do Windows.
• Riker: "I have to get going. I have to get back to Cargo Bay Two.
  Rogers: "Well, tha, thanks for...walking me down....
• Well, uh, thanks for inviting me into your closet for a visit.
• Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.