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• No major project is ever installed on time, within budgets, with the same staff that started it.
  Yours will not be the first. -- Laws of Project Management #1...
• Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs. -- Kernigha
• It's not procrastination, it's my new Just-In-Time Workload Management System!
• If project content is allowed to change freely, the rate of change will exceed the rate of progress.
  -- Laws of Project Management #5...
• TeX /tekh/ n. An extremely powerful macro-based text formatter written by Donald E.
  Knuth, very popular in the computer-science community (it is good enough to have displaced Unix troff, the other favored formatter, even at many Unix installations)....
• If a system is of sufficient complexity, it will be written before it's designed, implemented before it's tested, and obsolete before it's debugged.
• Leela: Oh no, there's no exhaust pipe. Project Sata
  That's right. Thanks to Ed Begley Jr.'s electric motor, the most evil propulsion system ever conceived!...
• leak n. With qualifier, one of a class of resource-management bugs that occur when resources are not freed properly after operations on them are finished
  o they effectively disappear (leak out). This leads to eventual exhaustion as new allocation requests come in....
• leak: n. With qualifier, one of a class of resource-management bugs that occur when resources are not freed properly after operations on them are finished
  o they effectively disappear (leak out). This leads to eventual exhaustion as new allocation requests come in....