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• No one ever prayed heartily without learning something. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso
• Kor: [To Kirk] "Who are you?" Aelborne: "Oh, he is Barona, one of our leading citizens.
  Kor: "And he has no tongue?" Kirk: "I have a tongue....
• If you need a spoon, keep one around. Carry a thermos to help wash it down.
  Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out - use it for spackle or bathroom grout....
• To preserve liberty, it is necessary that the whole body of the people possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them.
  -- Richard Henry Lee...
• When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
• Guess who taught him to use a computer...?
• Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is the best one. -- Jack Hurley
• OLD TIMER: One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.
• Old timer, n: One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.