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• Once he had one leg in the White House and the nation trembled under his roars.
  Now he is a tinpot pope in the Coca-Cola belt and a brother to the forlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in galvanized iron tabernacles behind the railroad yards....
• Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choiche
  It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. -- William Jennings Brya...
• Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice
  It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. William Jennings Brya...
• Man is not a mammal. (Darrow made Bryan repeat this during the Scopes Trial.
  ) If we have to give up either religion or education, we should give up education....
• Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed.
  -- William Jennings Brya...
• The people of Nebraska are for free silver. Therefore, I am for free silver.
  I'll look up the reasons later. -- U.S. Representative William Jennings Brya...
• There was a vague, unpleasant manginess about his appearance
  he somehow seemed dirty, though a close glance showed him as carefully shaven as an actor, and clad in immaculate linen....
• How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. -- Steve Marti