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• Once he had one leg in the White House and the nation trembled under his roars.
  Now he is a tinpot pope in the Coca-Cola belt and a brother to the forlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in galvanized iron tabernacles behind the railroad yards....
• The people of Nebraska are for free silver. Therefore, I am for free silver.
  I'll look up the reasons later. -- U.S. Representative William Jennings Brya...
• No one can earn a million dollars honestly. -- William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)
• Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed.
  -- William Jennings Brya...
• It is sad to find him belaboring the science community for its united opposition to ignorant creationists who want teachers and textbooks to give equal time to crank arguments that have advanced not a step beyond the flyblown rhetoric of Bishop Wilberforce and William Jennings Bryan.
  -- Martin Gardner, Irving Kristol and the Facts of Life, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol....
• Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choiche
  It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. -- William Jennings Brya...
• Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice
  It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. William Jennings Brya...
• The judge ought to give 'em a chance to tell what evolution is.
  Course we got them licked anyhow, but I believe in being fair and square and American....