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• Noncombatant, n.: A dead Quaker. -- Ambrose Bierce
• Noncombatant: A dead Quaker. -- Ambrose Bierce
• ACCORD, n. Harmony. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• TRUCE, n. Friendship. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• IMPUNITY, n. Wealth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• EULOGY, n. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• PHONOGRAPH, n. An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...