No More Chicken Crossing The Road Jokes: The Chicken Actually HAS Crossed The Road, Just To Show The Possum It Could Be Done, So No More Of Those Silly Jokes!

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No More Chicken Crossing the Road Jokes: The chicken actually HAS crossed
the road, just to show the possum it could be done, so no more of those
silly jokes!

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why.
It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wrigh...
Just what chicken and which road are we talking about?
P.l.e.a.s.e...Mr. Data....no more jokes!
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -- Steven Wrigh
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was giving it last rites.
Remember now, no more jokes about eununchs.
PRO: No more stupid jokes. CON: No more sick jokes. -- Pros and Cons of Death
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.

No More Chicken Crossing The Road Jokes: The Chicken Actually HAS Crossed The Road, Just To Show The Possum It Could Be Done, So No More Of Those Silly Jokes!

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