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• If you drink enough wine, it doesn't matter how bad it is. -- Anonymou
• Before you find your handsome prince, you got to kiss a lot of frogs. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• A Purple Heart just goes to prove that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #53...
• Murphy's First Law for Husbands: If you run into an old girlfriend -- no matter how innocently -- your wife will know about it before you get home.
• Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• SAN DIEGO: Four million people, where you can't get a good cheeseburger, no matter how hard you try.
• Your picture of the world often changes just before you get it into focus.