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• Visits always bring joy - if not in the arrival, surely in the departure!
• Visits always give pleasure, if not the arrival, the departure. Portuguese Proverb
• 'Oh, come now, stop delaying the inevitable.' says Death.
• The foul stench of death is upon us! [sniffs] Mmm, hamburgers.
  -- Homer's famous nearly-last words, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
• Perhaps there is no life after death...There's just Los Angeles.
• Visits always give pleasure: if not on arrival, then on the departure.
  -- Edouard Le Berquier, "Pensees des Autre...
• It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable.
  Now there's shipping and handling. -- Bert Murray, "The Wall Street Journal...
• Trekkies with girlfriends - on the next Geraldo.
• Opposites attract.