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• Finagle's Rules Ever since the first scientific experiment, man has been plagued by the increasing antagonism of nature.
  It seems only right that nature should be logical and neat, but experience has shown that this is not the case....
• Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
• Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work in the brewery.
• Beer labels come off without a fight. -- Women vs. Bee
• Rule #1: The Boss is always right. Rule #2: If the Boss is wrong, see Rule #1.
• There is no useful rule without an exception. -- Thomas Fulle
• If quitting in a huff fails, see Rule #1. -- Liberal Rule #12
• Everyone must buy the co-sysop a beer! -- Rule #5a
• Q. Why should you always take 2 Baptists with you when you go fishing?
  A. Because if you only take 1, he'll drink all your beer!...