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• No man is an island if he's on at least one mailing list.
• No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.
• The wisest man is generally he who thinks himself the least so. -- Boileau
• How many AOL users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Eleven. One to ask to be on the light bulb gif mailing list, nine to say "ME TOO!...
• He had been bitten by a dog, but didn't give it much thought until he noticed that the wound was taking a remarkably long time to heal.
  Finally, he consulted a doctor who took one look at it and ordered the dog brought in....
• Long-Island Expressway -- Oxymoro
• So long as a man is angry he cannot be in the right. Chinese Proverb