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Long-Island Expressway -- Oxymoro
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Long-Island Expressway
-- Oxymoron
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That that is, is. -- Oxymoro
No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.
No man is an island so long as he is on at least one mailing list.
I have an Aunt in Long Island whos crazier than she is. She's president of the P.T.A." -- Nu
My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!!
My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!
!" -- Zippy the Pinhead...
