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• NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
• NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION.
• Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition.
• Bugger off.
• BUGGER Common suffix to the word "oh". May also have some sexual connotations, but we're not getting into all that again.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• Computer generated voices:) 1: I didn't expect an answering machine.
  2: Nobody expects an answering machine. 1: Our chief use is to get your name....
• Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle...