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• The following appeared in a memo from the Principal of Sherwood Junior High School.
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• Heterosexual sex: 2 hours pleasure for lifetime of responsibility
• Run to daylight. -- Vince Lombardi
• I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9 to 5 hours. -- Hunter S. Thompso
• Crew member is called by 1st name during sexual tension - 2 drinks!
• Failure to adjust for daylight savings time.