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• The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice.
  Everything had two shadows. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The idea of daylight-savings is like trying to be taller by cutting off your head and standing on it.
• An error is simply a failure to adjust immediately from a preconception to an actuality.
  -- John Cage, compose...
• What we need in this country, instead of Daylight Savings Time, which nobody really understands anyway, is a new concept called Weekday Morning Time, whereby at 7 a.
  m. every weekday we go into a space- launch-style "hold" for two to three hours, during which it just remains 7 a....
• Arnie: Arnie Pie in the sky with the morning commute.
  Traffic this morning is as bad as it gets....
• In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
• I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved this year.
  -- Victor Borge...