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• RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• PATRIOTISM, n. Combustible rubbish read to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
  In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of a scoundrel....
• FLAG, n. A colored rag borne above troops and hoisted on forts and ships.
  It appears to serve the same purpose as certain signs that one sees and vacant lots in London -- "Rubbish may be shot here....
• HYPOCHONDRIASIS, n. Depression of one's own spirits.
  Some heaps of trash upon a vacant lot Where long the village rubbish had been shot Displayed a sign among the stuff and stumps -- "Hypochondriasis....
• TR: Turn into Rubbish
• If you're going to make rubbish, be the best rubbish in it. -- Richard Burto
• I've seen it. It's rubbish. -- Marvin the Paranoid Android
• RED-SKIN, n. A North American Indian, whose skin is not red -- at least not on the outside.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• SAFETY-CLUTCH, n. A mechanical device acting automatically to prevent the fall of an elevator, or cage, in case of an accident to the hoisting apparatus.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...