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• Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
• NEWSFLASH
• Tell me, my soul, can this be death?
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Dying Christian to his Soul...
• NEWSFLASH! Ellis is *still* dead!
• Hark! they whisper; angels say, Sister spirit, come away!
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Dying Christian to his Soul...
• Vital spark of heavenly flame! Quit, O quit this mortal frame!
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Dying Christian to his Soul...
• Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul.
  ..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul......
• A Dyslexic wrote the following poster for a fundraiser: SUPPORT DAILYSEX.
• Fatal Error 999: Dyslexic computer possessed by devil.