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  he piano tuners' Local 412! [the teachers look at one another, confused] [a piano tuner stands outside a house with an out-of-tune piano and looks smug] Ba...
• QOTD: "I've always wanted to work in the Federal Mint.
  And then go on strike. To make less money....
• Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is.
  It's thin current slides away, but eternity remains. Henry David Thoreau...
• Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is.
  Itls thin current slides away, but eternity remains. Henry David Thoreau...
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  -- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
• The President publicly apologized today to all those offended by his brother's remark, There's more Arabs in this country than there is Jews!
  . Those offended include Arabs, Jews, and English teachers....