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• Where do you want me to sign that contract? -- Famous Last Word
• Naturally; they're Bass Masters at this sort of stuff.
• XXXVI: The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar contract is about one millimeter per million dollars.
  If all the proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other at the bottom of the Grand Canyon it would probably be a good idea....
• Never co-sign. -- Al McGuire
• I do this kind of stuff to him all through the picture.
• A criminal lawyer - is there any other kind?
• The sign of a confident scientist: Often wrong, never in doubt.
• MISFORTUNE: The kind of fortune that never misses.
• Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.