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Never Lie Unless You Have An Awfully Good Memory
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Never lie unless you have an awfully good memory
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Never, ever lie to someone you love unless you're absolutely sure they'll never find out the truth.
Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.
I will never lie to you.
Elsie's awfully good to her mother--she never goes home. -- Charley Weaver (Cliff Arquette)
The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. -- Guindo
