Never Lie Unless You Have An Awfully Good Memory
Never lie unless you have an awfully good memory
Never, ever lie to someone you love unless you're absolutely sure they'll never find out the truth.
Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.
I will never lie to you.
Elsie's awfully good to her mother--she never goes home. -- Charley Weaver (Cliff Arquette)
The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. -- Guindo