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• The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth.
  Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression. -- Robert Benchley...
• Homer: I'm just a big fool. Karl: Oh no, you're not!
  Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...
• When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth.
  -- Ben Frankli...
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. -- Joey Adam
• Farfromthinkin: Clinton with his mouth open.
• May you get mouth to mouth resuscitation from a paramedic with trench mouth.
• What do you do if an Irishman throws a pin at you? Run like hell, he's got a grenade in his mouth!!
• Have you seen the latest Japanese camera? Apparently it is so fast it can photograph an American with his mouth shut!
• His mind is on vacation but his mouth is working overtime.