Never give advice--it will just backfire on you.
-- Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)
-- Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)
Related:
- Five-Minute University teaches you in five minutes what the average college
student remembers five years after he or she's out of school .
Say, if you want to take Spanish, what I teach you... - Just add water, and Mr. Tea does the rest!
-- Fr.
Guido... - Never give advice in a crowd.
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Arab... - Never give advice unless asked.
German... - My Little Chickadee
Let me give you one word of advice:
never give a sucker an even break. --W.C.... - I always advise people never to give advice.
--
P. G.... - Never give advice...
A wise man won't need it A fool won't heed it... - Any active moves you make tomorrow will backfire,
so stay home...
From the same category:
- No, Bimodem doesn't mean your modem
is gay... - I think that I'm the friendliest guy in my
zipcode... - A very sad poet was Jenny
Her limericks weren't worth a penny
In technique they were sound
Yet somehow she found
Whenever she tried to write any
She always wrote one line too many.
Douglas... - Well, there we're in kind of a gray area..
" "How gray?" "Charcoal." --... - CONSULT, v.i. To seek another's disapproval of a course already
decided on.
Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's...
