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• And was head of Gestapo for 10 years.. No! 5 years!
  .. No! No! Nein, was not head of Gestapo at all! I make joke." -- Monty Pytho...
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  Uter: [cutting in line] Oh, lunch lady? Please to have another sloppy Jimbo?...
• Vee off ze KGB are not ez slow ez you tink, comrade.
• Answering machine message "Da, zis iz Ivan. If zis iz Boris, pleez leave ze zecret information at ze beep.
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  Nein, es ist sendmail.cf." -- Kristian Köhntopp...
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