Related:

• Navy Photo School: Get a dock stretcher.
• Navy Photo School: Get a bottle of focusing fluid.
• Navy Photo School: Get 100 feet of chow line.
• F-Shock: discovering, after having a flash photo, that you are albino.
• Telecourse: it's hard to get an `F'...
• There is an educative and purifying power in danger that is to be found in no other school.
  -- A. F. Mummery...
• How do you get Schrodinger's Cat _into_ the box?
• Buddy -- Ran away from home. Lao Tzu -- Ate poison toad
  ow in a coma. Santa's Little Helper -- Bit Bart. Homer didn't mind....
• Group Photo.