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  If my wife ever finds out she'll kill me. Now, take my wife. Please! -- Henny Youngma...
• I read an article in a magazine: women 49 years old having their first child.
  Forty-nine! I couldn't think of a better way to spend my golden years....
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  . the other eight are unimportant. -- Henry Mille...
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  The other eight are unimportant. -- Henry Mille...