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• Nasrudin called at a large house to collect for charity.
  The servant said My master is out. Nasrudin replied, Tell your master that next time he goes out, he should not leave his face at the window....
• Nasrudin returned to his village from the imperial capital, and the villagers gathered around to hear what had passed.
  At this time, said Nasrudin, I only want to say that the King spoke to me....
• The Magician of the Ivory Tower brought his latest invention for the master programmer to examine.
  The magician wheeled a large black box into the master's office while the master waited in silence....
• There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine," said a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat.
  "And yet just a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with an unanswerable question," said Nasrudin....