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NAME ColdReboot FUNCTION Reboot The Machine.
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NAME
ColdReboot
FUNCTION
Reboot the machine. (..)
This function never returns.
INPUT
A chaotic pile of disoriented bits.
RESULTS
An altogether totally integrated living system.
-- RKRM Libraries & Autodocs
Related:
An object never serves the same function as its image... or its name. -- Rene Magritte
Function reject.
Q: How is a book by Alan Dean Foster like a (void) function? A: Neither returns anything of value.
He's like a function -- he returns a value, in the form of his opinion.
It's up to you to cast it into a void or not. -- Phil Lapsley...
Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results.
-- Spock, "The Mark of Gideon," stardate 5423.4....
Fried's 1st Rule: Increased automation of clerical function invariably results in increased operational costs.
DPB /d*-pib'/ vt. [from the PDP-10 instruction set] To plop something down in the middle.
Usage: silly. "DPB yourself into that couch there....
DPB: /d*-pib'/ [from the PDP-10 instruction set] vt.
To plop something down in the middle. Usage: silly....