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• You will have a flat tire before the end of the month.
• You may be redneck... if you have a tire swing in you house.
• If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
  -- Cannon's Comme...
• If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
  Cannon's Law...
• My mother was the tour guide for Guilt Trips...
• It wasn't my fault! Really it wasn't! An old friend came in out of town!
  The car ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare!...
• Blowout!: Vlad Tire
• Didn't you have ads in the twentieth century?" -Leela "Well, sure, but not in our dreams.
  Only on TV and radio...and in magazines...and movies, and at ballgames, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written in the sky....
• Guide: Welcome to the Duff Brewery. Well, I'm sure that all of you have heard the rumors that a batch of Duff was contaminated with strychnine.
  Tourists: No. Strychnine? That's news to me. Guide...