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• Why are you reading this? The message is above.
• And now for flame-time! Adi, you dunderhead. You are old enough and experienced enough to know that your sodding and idiotic waste of bandwidth by quoting my message whole to add the above answer was wasteful
  immoral and punishable by eternal singing of Hava Nagila in the company with Hanale Sharon....
• Answering machine message "Thank you for calling the [insert city name here] Opera Auditioning Hotline!
  At the tone, sing one of your favorite pieces, and leave a short message containing your name and phone number....
• Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky, somebody called while we weren't home.
  Watch me pull their message out of this machine!...
• Why are you looking down here? The joke is above!
• The above ruminations are my own. -- DISCLAIMER
• Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now, but if.
  .. Matt: Steve, what are you doing? Steve: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here....
• What are you looking down here for? Read the message.
• Why are you looking down here? The message is up there!