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• Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol?
• My wife's on a diet. She used to be so fat every time she got into a taxi the driver rushed her to the hospital.
  She went to the health club and one week she lost fifteen pounds....
• I went on a diet, cut out drinking, cut out smoking, cut out eating, cut out all my bad habits, and in fourteen days, I lost a full two weeks.
  -- Joe E. Lewis, 1902-1971...
• My yards a mess but my hard disk's the best!!
• I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!
• My floppy got excited. Now it's a hard disk.
• My hard disk hisses like a rattle snake!
• I went to the doctor last week. He told me to take all my clothes off.
  Then he said, "You'll have to diet." I said, "What color?" -- Ken Dodd...