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• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Bart: So...how do you like being Miss Popularity? Lisa
  Oh, well, you know, it ain't so great. [Bart looks at her] Bart, it's the best thing that ever happened to me in my whole life!...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world.
  -- Einstei...
• I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote
• I had a dream which was not all a dream. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Darkne
• Bender: "I came here with a simple dream, a dream of killing all humans.
• All of you people should be ashamed of yourselves! MicroSoft is the reason there are so many people in my IS department, and the reason half of us have jobs.
  If Sun had won, we could probably get by with two people sleeping like the Maytag man....