My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says
it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told
me.
-- Steven Wright
it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told
me.
-- Steven Wright
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