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• What is a Meeting? It is a place where good ideas go to die.
• Movies: A place where people talk behind your back. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• Meeting, n.: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
• meeting, n: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
• consult guide about matter transference beams A thoroughly unpleasant means of travelling which involves tearing you apart in once place and slamming you back together in another.
  (Of course, it's better than the older method, where disassembled people would be transmitted down phone lines and arrive in a garbled and sometimes completely disconnected state....
• There are four kinds of people: those who sit quietly and do nothing, those who talk about sitting quietly and doing nothing, those who do things, and those who talk about doing things.
• What's a wrench? A place where people from New York raise cattle.