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  The man told Groucho that he had 10 children. "Why so many children?...
• No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. -- Groucho Marx
• A man's character is his fate. Heraclitu
• Women should be obscene and not heard. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977
• Mommy, mommy! The garbage man is here! Well, tell him we don't want any! -- Groucho Marx
• Of a rich man who was niggardly he said, "That man does not own his estate, but his estate owns him.
  -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Bion, iii...
• A man is as old as the woman he feels. -- Groucho Marx