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• Oh oh! No more buttered scones for me, Mater, I'm off to play the grand piano! -- Monty Pytho
• The vultures are circling...they have the faces of presidential candidates and carry bowling balls in their buttered claws.
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• Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea.
  2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!...
• I'd rather have a cup of tea than go to bed with someone - any day.
• To see which way the tides are flowing, you have to feel the tea leaves.
  -- New-age cliche hall of fame...