Related:

• Digiterata: WHEN THEY HIT; ACCEPT THEM KINDLY AND KICK NEITHER THE CAT
  THE CHILD; NOR THE SPOUSE. THEY MAY ALL KICK BACK....
• Ask not for whom the tell bowls...
• How do you know she is a unicorn?" Molly demanded. "And why were you afraid to let her touch you?
  I saw you. You were afraid of her." "I doubt that I will feel like talking for very long," the cat replied without rancor....
• Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to be better than ten Super Bowls!
  I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves....
• War over! Balls thoroughly licked.
• If you want the best seat in the house, move a cat.
• A mouse may be useful, but only as cat food.
• Curiosity may kill the cat, but a 12 gauge is quicker!
• Yes we have no bananas.. the cat eats them!