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• Before enlightenment, one carries water and chops wood.
  After enlightenment, one carries water and chops wood. -- Zen Proverb...
• True enlightenment is a radical goal.
• Resistance is futile. -- First Mate, Enlightenme
• The path to enlightenment requires a flashlight with fresh batteries.
• I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment.
  -- Gotama Buddha...
• I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment.
  -- Gotama Buddha...
• If you seek enlightenment diligently enough, someone will sell it to you.
• Love? What is love? I want existence. -- Marriner, Enlightenme
• Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.