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• Why are women so stupid? No penis to think with.
• Why is it that stupid questions are so hard to answer?
• 1) Why are we born? 2) Why do we die? 3) Why do we spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?
  -- The three most puzzling questio...
• Why are people so unkind? -- Kamahl
• Why are Earth people so parochial?
• It all seems so stupid, it makes me want to give up.
  But why should I give up, when it all seems so stupid. -- Martin Gore...
• If most people are right-handed, why are all neutrinos left-handed?
  It's a safety feature to keep kids from opening them....
• Why is it so difficult to die?" --Francisco Franco Bahamonde, dictator, 1892-1975.
• When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!
  Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life....