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• eading off a teleprompter] Webster's dictionary defines excellence as "the state or condition of being excellent.
  And now, the winner of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence....
• MIRACLE, n. An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• interlard - vt., to intersperse
  diversify -- Webster's New World Dictionary Of The American Language...
• Yawd [noun, Bostonese]: the campus of Have Id. -- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary
• MAD, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence
  not conforming to standards of thought, speech and action derived by the conformants from study of themselve...
• There is not in nature a thing that makes a man so deform'd, so beastly, as doth intemperate anger.
  -- Webster's Duchess of Malp...
• A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.
• Exhaustive Methylation: A marathon event in which the participants methylate until they drop from exhaustion.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• If birth is a miracle, is not death also a miracle?