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• AMBITION: An ant crawling up an elephant's leg with rape on his mind.
• Marge: Your teenage son or daughter will think this wishbone necklace is really cool!
  Man: I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid....
• How much for your women? I want to buy your daughter.
  .. how much for the little girl? -- Jake Blues, "The Blues Brothe...
• I like the way your mind malfunctions.
• Don't laugh... your daughter loves me.
• Patience is a virtue, unless your daughter dies.
• All of a sudden I noticed she was saying my daughter, my son, my silver, my furniture, my house, and your friends, your troubles, your worries, your problems, and your fault.
  -- H. Marti...
• My friend Lance would call me up. He goes, "Bob ...
  he first guy that gets your daughter--wouldn't that freak you out?...
• Can't I love you for your mind and like your hooters too?