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• I knew that I would be going places, and I just wanted to know where I was when I got there.
• I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
• God I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW!
• I would say that like Elvis' daughter and Michael Jackson, it now appears as though we have some irreconcilable differences.
  -- House Budget Committee Chairman John Kasich...
• I don't want it now, I bloody well want it RIGHT now!
• I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
• Windows 3.1 vs. OS/2. (Michael Jackson vs Mike Tyson)
• Snow! I want snow NOW!!!!
• I think Michael is like litmus paper - he's always trying to learn.
  -- Elizabeth Taylor, absurd non-sequitur about Michael Jackso...