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• The middle sort of historians (of which the most part are) spoil all
  they will chew our meat for us. -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book ii, Chap....
• RCC: Read Card and Chew
• SRCC: Select Reader and Chew Card
• SRC: Select Reader and Chew card
• Cthulhu is no damned g *!%$#!@ NO CARRIER
• Gooshie! Center me on #*%!$%@ NO CARRIER
• Her modem lights are on but there's no carrier.
• Laughter is contagious. Be a carrier.
• Look, mom: *A*** ****** NO CARRIER