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• Meteorologists have warm fronts.
• Some are weatherwise, some are meteorologists. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• Warning: Due to the robot shortage, some of our bartenders are human and will react unpredictably when insulted.
• The only difference between the fool and the criminal who attacks a system is that the fool attacks more unpredictably and on a broader front.
  -- Gummiges Laws of Computing...
• HAIL Like rain, but harder. Meteorologists have conducted studies about the weather patterns relating to hail
  and the likely occurrence of it, and have concluded that it is most likely to hail when you are walking down the street without even an umbrella for protection....
• Gilb's Laws of Unreliability 1) Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
  Corollary: At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer....
• During the invasion of Sicily in World War II, General George ("Blood 'n' Guts") Patton was preparing to take the city of Palermo.
  He checked with his meteorologists and learned the day he had chosen would be incredibly rainy....
• Logicians do it or they do not do it.
• 1. Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
  2. The only difference between the fool, and the criminal who attacks a system is that the fool attacks unpredictably and on a broader front....