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• I used to write, but now I message.
• This message is made from 100% recycled electrons.
• In order to write about life, first you must live it! -- Ernest Hemingway
• If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
  If you do write, you will receive your order before your tacky letter reaches the company....
• The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be. -- Lao Tsu