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• Redneck Seven Course Dinner: Possum and a six pack!
• Irish seven-course dinner : a boiled potato and a six-pack.
• A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flaming." -- Henry Spencer, henry@zoo.toronto.edu
• CCI Power 6/40: one board, a megabyte of cache, and an attitude...
• What I'd like to see is a prohibition on Microsoft incorporating multi-megabyte Easter Eggs and other stupid bloatware into Windows and Office.
  A typical computer with pre-installed Microsoft shoveware probably only has about 3 megabytes of hard drive space free because of flight simulators, pinball games, and multimedia credits Easter Eggs that nobody wants....
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Ten. One to actually do it, and nine to stand around going "Hmmm well I don't really mind who does it....
• They laugh at us up North, they say we're ignorant.
  Of course, we realize it. They laugh at us. They say at nine, ten o'clock at night we're home in bed....
• Dr.J: The child is not supposed to know his own IQ, of course, but as you can see, it's beyond the range of any doubt.
  [hands Homer a slip of paper] Homer: Nine hundred and twelve!...
• I Don't Charge Tax, I Collect It -- Mark E. Sunderlin aka Dr. Megabyte