Related:

• Schopenhauer's Law of Entropy: If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage.
  If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage....
• If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel of sewage, you have sewage.
  If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel of wine, you have sewage....
• You may be redneck... if you are famous for your homemade squash wine.
• My pappy told me never to bet my bladder against a brewery or get into an argument with people who buy ink by the barrel.
  -- Lane Kirkland...
• You will inherit millions of dollars.
• May you get the winning lottery ticket and a hole in your pocket.
• The meek will inherit the earth -- if that's OK with you.
• The morning sun may kiss the grass, The clock may kiss the hours that pass, The flowing wine may kiss the glass, And you, my friends --- drink hearty!