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• New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
• Keep your head and your heart going in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet.
• Remember, your tongue is a wet place and likely to slip!
• You may be redneck... if you keep catfish in your aquarium.
• Always remember, however, that there's usually a simpler and better way to do something than the first way that pops into your head.
  -- Donald E. Knuth, "TeXbook...
• If you are ever caught in a thunderstorm while playing golf
  he best way to keep from being struck by lightening is to pull out a 9-iron and hold it above your head, because not even God can hit a 9-iron....