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• The big burly store manager blocks your way.
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. -- Groucho Marx
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. -- Groucho Marx
• May a diseased elephant sit on your face.
• A younger person will soon take your job.
• To Smokers: If you smoke, may I fart in your face?
• To Smokers: If you smoke, may I rip a stinky in your face?
• You are a sociable, outgoing person with an honest face who applies your talents creatively to academic and business pursuits.
  Your calculus grades may be misleading, but skill at lying, deception, and abusing people's trust is much more useful than calculus anyway....