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• Otto: [at Bart's wake] Good-bye, little dude. [to Principal Skinner] He looks so lifelike, man!
  Pr.S: Yes, the nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing his little face after the fight....
• All the Poles were in the right half of the plane.
• If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to the phone right now, but I can't, so if you could leave your name and number.
  .. -- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because......
• Beverly: "See all these readouts? That's your heart rate, your blood pressure, all your vital signs.
  You're in good shape! You might just live to be my age." -- "True Q", Stardate 46192.3...
• Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
• The American people were asked to choose between a candidate whose theme was `We're all right, Jack,' and a candidate who said, `Eat your broccoli.
  '" -- William Schneide...
• Edna: Well, children, our new ultra-hard PostCherfect chairs have arrived.
  They've been designed by eminent posturologists to eliminate slouching by the year 3000....
• Like prehistoric cave dwellers, the devotees of electronic bulletin-boards and "e-mail" have struggled to find a new way to express themselves.
  Wall painting would not work. Words, it seems, are not enough....