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• Both drivers are fundamentally wearing white helmets. -- James Hunt, BBC2 TV
• Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
• It's the Atilla the Hun Show on BBC2!
• Peace hath her victories No less renown'd than war.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- To the Lord General Cromwell...
• A church spire nestling among the trees... there's probably a church there too.
  -- Richie Benaud, BBC2 TV "Well, I shall remember that catch for many a dying day....
• Marge: [gasps] Oh, Homer, look! Look, a TV Guide owned by Jackie O.
  John: Oh, you should see the crossword puzzle. She thought that Mindy lived with "Mark....
• Moral victories don't count.
• The glorious failures and the glorious victories...
• If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. -- Laurence J. Pete